The Annoying Thing! Yay!

If Keith hasn't seen this before, maybe there's a tiny chance that some of you haven't either! If not, I know my family will still appreciate it! It's probably one of the "awesomest" things that I've ever seen! Dillon used to be able to do the whole thing...ah, good memories!

"Chreese"

In case you were wondering, (which I doubt you were...) this is what Mac & Cheese looks like when you can't eat gluten or dairy! No, there isn't something wrong with the color on your monitor, and the lighting was fine when the photo was taken...it really IS that color! It's so special that it even gets its own special and quite clever (if I do say so myself) name-"Macaroni & Chreese." I dunno where the "r" in "chreese" comes from, but frankly, I don't think that I want to know. Maybe it's like hot dogs, (you know, don't ask) only not as tasty. But don't let me sway your opinion before you try it for yourself! Here ya go-eat up!

The Dog That You Already Know How Much I Love

The sock stealing...

Always sleeping...

Snoopy de-facing......DESTROYER!

I'm Practically Famous!

So apparently I'm a celebrity and I didn't even know it! Okay, maybe I haven't reached celebrity status just yet, but I'd say that I'm well on my way! I bring this up because I was just cruising through YouTube, minding my own business, when I decided to look up the a cappella group that I sang in at GU. Turns out there are numerous videos of us singing on there, most of them from a concert we sang in MT. Luckily, one of the videos is of the song that I sang called "Shelter Your Name." It has been viewed over 650 times, making me nearly a celeb, as mentioned above! The sound quality is certainly not the best, and neither is the video quality, but if you turn it up, you can hear me singing my solo. It's a religious song, I know. Just go with it. I went to a Jesuit school! I think maybe I caught a cold the day after this concert, so it actually might sound alright. Anywho, enjoy!

Ouch!

Most of you have probably seen the above video before, but if not, it's funny and I can't believe you missed it! Anyway, I turned on "Tyra" today and this girl was on the show. The theme was how to redeem yourself after something really embarrassing happens to you and it makes it into cyberspace. This chica is the perfect example because the video of her was viewed over 25 million times. Yikes! I think I would get plastic surgery! Anyhow, if any of you have ever said anything embarrassing in front of a crowd of people, you should feel better knowing that she did it better! Way better! The next video is of a cheerleader who was also on the show. Although that did look like it hurt, at least there wasn't a close-up shot of her face plastered all over the internet! She was beautiful, so maybe that would have helped. I always told you all that cheerleading was dangerous, didn't I? The weird part is that at one point during the show, the beauty queen actually gave advice to another girl who also embarrassed herself at a pageant! Is it really a good idea to take advice from her? Maybe the people in South Africa or "the Iraq" think so...

Back to NM

Well, the holiday season has come to an end, and in case you missed it, the end was marked by the sudden presence of valentines in every store in the US. Ridiculous if you ask me! Travels to MT and CO are over for now and it's back to the same old same old. Since I still don't have a job, that's a big fat lie, but whatever. I don't really have to do anything. Can I make a career out of that somehow? Perhaps Keith can too? I have an interview tomorrow for a job similar to the one that I had in Spokane, so something good could come of that. It's got nothing to do with that costly degree that I recently received, but people tell me that that's okay and I like to believe them. If that doesn't work out, there's always Egypt! With what such a trip would be funded, I have no idea, since the plethora of money that I didn't already have is quickly dwindling! One can dream though. I mean, who pays bills anyway? Perhaps we could just turn off the heat and lights and start burning furniture and wood scraps from the addition for heat! I've had slightly worse ideas... As you may have noticed, Keith and Kona don't seem TOO worried about it, so all must be alright.